car problems

When one has car problems, they have trouble getting ass or getting the party started.

Fundo wasn't getting laid and when his friends asked him why, he said he was having car problems.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

boat problems

The easiest type of problems on the New York State Regents Exam for physics. You use vectors to determine how fast a boat will go in a certain direction based on the velocity of the boat and the velocity of the current. If vectors are 90 degrees to each other, you use Pythagorean's theorem and viola, you have your answer. QED

He hoped that they would have boat problems on the AP Physics examination, unfortunately, they didn't.

by physics student May 31, 2005

White People Problems

Problems experienced only by white people, i.e getting a sunburn, or Starbucks screwing up your latte.

"I forgot to put on sunscreen today."
#White People Problems

by Nuclear Breadstick March 12, 2016

white people problems

Problems or situations only found taxing by white people.

I wish I had Ashley's white people problems. She told me she was sore because she has been so busy taking culinary classes for fun she hasn't been able to use all of the massages on her spa membership card, got one today and was out of practice.

by panananda April 29, 2015

lady problems

Another way of referencing a mensural cycle/ a woman’s period

Jessica: ugh I’m having lady problems right now this sucks

Bethany: I’m sorry girl, do you need any tampons?

by AdnamaFett March 10, 2020

Blue-State Problems

Social and economic problems that are usually found in Blue(left-wing) States.

Weird how a lot of recent shootings and bankruptcies seem to be happening in mostly Democratic states, talk about Blue-State Problems.

by Rapscallion-Lad December 30, 2013

private school problems

Problems only faced by private schoolers

Friend: hey can you lend me a fiver for lunch
Me: sorry i only carry fiftys
Friend: haha private school problems

by shligoboyzz June 2, 2016