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low key an ounce

Those two guys over there are low key an ounce
by Danbhap February 12, 2018
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28 ounces

The state of Massechusets.

The average shit has a mass of 14 ounces. 28 ounces is the mass of two shits.
Man 1: Hey, where you from man?
Man 2: 28 ounces.
by ShadDynasty September 24, 2024
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Big Ounce

some cool prarie dog that died rip (November 2023)
Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Big Ounce died?
Person 2: No....
by some yankee fan November 28, 2023
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Half Ounce

Never leave the ounce half full
Big Ounce: Hey what happened to Half Ounce
Small Ounce: I heard he half empty
by Bihh Unce August 18, 2025
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florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022
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Every ounce of blood

Is not, in fact, on Hamas. The blood that Hamas spilled is on Hamas and the blood Israel is spilling is on Israel. Hey, how do you know you're not blowing up the hostages?
Hym "I mean, every analogy I could make here seems like low-hanging fruit... Actually, YOU could probably think up an analogy that I could make right now were someone does something objectively wrong to me, I kill a bunch of people, whose hands is the blood on? Probably NOT the guy whose action is the impetus for me murdering people. I don't think that would fly. Definitely wouldn't keep me out of prison. THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! 'Hym analogy simulator!' You pick an impetus for my homicidal rage and then you pick an act of violence I commit in response to it and then we run it trough an algorithm to determine whether or not it's justifiable or, better yet, who every ounce of blood is 'on' (conceptually). And then I get 1 million dollars... Yep. That's a good plan."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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Big ounce

"Hey look big ounce is coming over to woop your ass"
by Biggy H November 27, 2020
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