newcum

the first one to cum in a jerk circle

whos gonna be the newcum this time?

by sussymongus January 17, 2023

Newcolen

A potentially-fatal STD (shrexually transmitted disease) where you uncontrollably piss during shrex. If a person without Newcolen has shrex with a person with Newcolen and the person with Newcolen pisses in their genitals, the person is infected. If an infected person does something cringe then they die.

Ed: hey wanna have some shrex
Janelle: sure
*have shrex*
Ed: *pisses in janet's ass*
Janelle: Wtf (dies of newcolen)

by ShrekSexerSid February 28, 2023

NewcoLen

A move in chess where you move your Sid to LOL69 and instantly win as the opponent dies of cringe.

Magnus Carlsen: plays queen to h5
Dev: Plays NewcoLen and moves Sid to LOL69
Magnus Carlsen: Wtf (dies of cringe)
Dev: Wins because magnus literally fucking died

by ShrekSexerSid February 28, 2023

Newcastler

a discombobulated philosophical butt flake disabled crip walking crawfish half eaten autistic autobot looking ass person from newcastle in the uk they have really bad teeth

newcastler: hey!
guy 2: shut up, newcastler!

by ha ez May 1, 2023

newcastle eagles

The Newcastle Eagles are a professional basketball team based in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. Playing in the top-tier British Basketball League and holding the franchise for Tyne & Wear, they are the most successful team in the League's history

newcastle eagles are the best basketball team in north east england

by ncl.ellie October 13, 2023

newcastle brown veil

Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.

Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.

After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.

Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.

by YerMamsGanting4It March 25, 2024

Newcno

When something is really great.

This ice cream is newcno.
That show is newcno.

by Hiiiiiii Hooman May 19, 2024