Newcolen

A potentially-fatal STD (shrexually transmitted disease) where you uncontrollably piss during shrex. If a person without Newcolen has shrex with a person with Newcolen and the person with Newcolen pisses in their genitals, the person is infected. If an infected person does something cringe then they die.

Ed: hey wanna have some shrex
Janelle: sure
*have shrex*
Ed: *pisses in janet's ass*
Janelle: Wtf (dies of newcolen)

by ShrekSexerSid February 28, 2023

NewcoLen

A move in chess where you move your Sid to LOL69 and instantly win as the opponent dies of cringe.

Magnus Carlsen: plays queen to h5
Dev: Plays NewcoLen and moves Sid to LOL69
Magnus Carlsen: Wtf (dies of cringe)
Dev: Wins because magnus literally fucking died

by ShrekSexerSid February 28, 2023