morpheus

the ultimate level of personal performace

to win booze olympics he needed to step up his game and get morpheus

by Kirsten Reich May 19, 2008

morphed

being really drunk, morphin is getting drunk

i was so morphed off that Noff

by tomptizel December 6, 2005

Morphing

After taking certain narcotic substances, primarily marijuana, one enters a stage in which the surrounding objects seem to move from side to side.

"me and jim smoked a bifta last night, we was fucking morphing!"

"tell you what Dave, this henry is making me morph!"

by some tasty weed August 25, 2008

Morphine

Morphine is a lip balm with benzocaine that plumps, reddens, and numbs a guy's lips.

I had Morphine on my lips when I sucked Matt off, and the benzocaine in my lip balm numbed his dick-head and made it take a long time for him to cum!

by eda-skip October 9, 2021

morphadike

its when a female acts or resembles a man

yo asss look jus lyke a man u fuckin morphadike

by kyeshia July 29, 2004

Morphtronic Jizz Rag

Something to decscribe your moms vagina

Joey:I Just Saw A Morphtronic Jizz Rag
Me:You Saw Your Moms Vagina?!?!?!?!

by Yoshi Boy July 30, 2010

Morpheus Phreak

Expert in all things Microsoft related.

Always correct.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003