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After taking certain narcotic substances, primarily marijuana, one enters a stage in which the surrounding objects seem to move from side to side.
"me and jim smoked a bifta last night, we was fucking morphing!"

"tell you what Dave, this henry is making me morph!"
by some tasty weed July 29, 2008
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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The act of a male spreading ones ass cheeks and sticking their softie in the receivers anus. The pressure on the penis creates a strong blood flow, giving the giver an erection.
John: "I'm sick of girls, want to try morphing tonight?"
Paul: "Only if I can receive. We all know your anus is too loose to give me an erection."
by Mattlovesbunnies June 21, 2011
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