mooker

A contraction referring to a prostitute who is a little person (a midget hooker).

Man, them mookers are awesome--they make your dick look huge!

by evilphi February 23, 2011

mooper

a person who seems to exhale gas/crap from his/her anus very frequently

I don't want to hang around that mooper because I get nauseated when I do.

by Scrumptious Buns June 10, 2003

mooner

Dinner after 9pm

Kate was could not decide what she wanted for dinner, buy the time she had picked it was time for mooner

by mad96 October 20, 2021

moozer

a person, usually a man, who befriends someone just to obtain and continuosly drink the friend's free alcohol.

someone who is your friend, but is your friend just so he can get free booze off of you.

"you're such a moozer! You drank all the damn liquoir"

by benbot87 January 9, 2007

mooter

a person who does not MOOT about how beautiful someone looked the day before or look now.

I am not a mooter to nice people.

by insaneazn March 31, 2010

Moogers

For a ball mouse, the dust particles that gather inside the ball mouse over time that eventually clog the wheels. Very difficult to clean.

Mouse + Boogers

"It took forever to clean the moogers out of my mouse!"

by Johaunson January 13, 2006

mootering

verb form of mootie,

Stop mootering!!! u are such a mootie!!

by sophia December 11, 2003