Dropping The Menu

Dropping the Menu is when you take a big shit, then look in the bowl, and realize, you've pooped several possible combinations of types of poo in one sitting.

Dropping The Menu will be easy after eating all this food. I'll have a floater, a sinker, two and a half colors, some sauce, and some deer pellets.

by Wolf Pellets April 19, 2011

girlfriend menu

The salads and light foods at a restaurant (usually fast food) known for its unhealthy menu.

I'm on a diet, can we go somewhere that has a girlfriend menu?

by Madam Presiding September 1, 2015

Sex menu

Your phonebook where you call up a fuckbuddy depending on the type of sex you'd like to "order". Who your in the mood for. So, your phonebook is your sex menu.

naw man, I think im just gonna order from my sex menu

by SimplySara January 10, 2011

Dollar Menu Master

One who is skillful at using the McDonalds Dollar Menu.

Man: Wow i spend $50.00 at McDonalds.
Random person: You should have consulted the Dollar Menu Master before coming.

by mywordisdatruth January 18, 2011

Black Menu

A secret, exclusive menu with lower prices than those available to the general public.

Commonly given to high rollers in trendy nightclubs in Las Vegas and other gambling meccas.

Only the real whales have access to the Black Menu. Lots of people don't even know it exists.

by vobj August 2, 2011

dollar menu

An internet pop-up that promises access to a group of porn sites for about a buck.

Damn I keep getting these dollar menu pop-ups

by Keyser Soze September 4, 2004

dollar menu

Dollar Menu, the vending machines at school, as opposed to a vending line (pay xtra for outside foor) or normal lunch.

Man I have no money today, I'm gonna hit the dollar menu.
Anyone coming with me?

by pugmo January 14, 2010