Tom Goes to the Mayor

The brainchild of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim in which Tom Peters presents various entrepreneurial ideas to the eccentric mayor of Jefferton.

Mayor: Mayor's Office.
Tom: Hi, there, Mayor. It's uh, me, Tom Peters.
Mayor: Right...
Tom: Just wanted to let you know I've come up with some plans that could help the city of Jefferton--
Mayor: Delicious, chip chips.
Tom: Well, uh, for one thing, the new season of 'Tom Goes to the Mayor' is starting and--
Mayor: Oh, my Michael...

by Jackie Deram July 20, 2006

Malorkus

A particularily foolish or awkward individual. From Latin "dorkus malorkus".

"Get a load of the sideburns on THAT malorkus."

by atomicdonkey August 24, 2003

Tom Goes to the Mayor

A show on Adult Swim about a guy named Tom who just moved to a small town and has lots of interesting ideas for the mayor. Cheap animation, but funny stuff anyway.

Community Spirit! Food!

by rtil March 27, 2005

Mayor Party

The real definition of Mayor Party is as secret as the krabby patty formula. Most understand Mayor Party to be a way of life, not an actual party. ( sometimes )

nick - " hey there, do you want to watch paint dry?"

cool person - "mayor party?"

nick - "no, paint"

cool person - " no mayor party"

nick - " ok... sure "

by MP... February 3, 2010

shaking hands with the mayor

Taking a leak. Urinating, et al.

"Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.

by AndrewJR May 22, 2006

Mayor of Downsville

The most retarded person you know.
Named for the small town in Central NY along route 206, called Downsville, with no direct offence meant to that wonderful hamlet.

Elisha: Dad, I forgot to take the foil off the Ding-Dong again.
Keifer: What, are you running for Mayor of Downsville?

by poluphron May 20, 2006

mayor of brown county

a male who engages is sexual acts with other males

He is the mayor of brown county, if you know what i mean.

by ang1005 June 21, 2009