Ding-Dong

A Ding-Dong is when someone is being stupid, commonly used during gaming, it could either be used when your friend/team mate dies or is just throwing
Bro Leo, your such a Ding-Dong, just stop acting sped
by ParchNugget3721 September 08, 2023
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"Ay, that girl got big boobs!"
"Actually, she has a Ding-dong."
"What?"
"He's an obese man."
by Jenndar-Da-Man June 12, 2017
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Phrase that is said when you feel that someone is not up to par. As in "Is anyone home?"
Ding-Dong!? Would you like me to turn off the food disposal before YOU stick your hand in there?
by macFI May 21, 2009
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1. A delicious chocolate cupcake with cream filling produced and distributed by Hostes.

2. A slang term for penis

3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.

4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
4. "Wow I just pulled out and came in your ass crack, if you were black this would totaly look like a Ding-Dong..."

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a way of saying dick witthout getting the baseball bat to your head.
person 1: nice ding-dong bro
person 2: wat dafuq u pervert
person 1: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020
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A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.
That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!
by moi April 21, 2004
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the part of you thats near ur waist, its also the body part that gets hella hard.
Friend: hey friend, whats going up in your pants
Friend 2: its my ding-dong, its hard because the teacher is hella hot brudda.
by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021
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