Definitions by poluphron

Mayor of Downsville 

The most retarded person you know.
Named for the small town in Central NY along route 206, called Downsville, with no direct offence meant to that wonderful hamlet.

Elisha: Dad, I forgot to take the foil off the Ding-Dong again.
Keifer: What, are you running for Mayor of Downsville?

Mayor of Downsville by poluphron May 20, 2006

ikositis 

The phenomenon in which every member present at an outing has recently hit the ATM, leading to an over-abundance of 20-dollar bills, and no convenient way to make change.

Sushi waiter: The bill comes to 76.23.
Customer 1: I only have 20's.
Customer 2: Me too.
Customer 3: Are you shitting me?! We are all Asshats!
Customer 4: Fucking ikositis.
Sushi waiter: (sotto voce, some asian-fusion language) Stupid americans.

ikositis by poluphron May 19, 2006