weiner kisser

A name for a friend who you aren't really close with or someone you like to poke fun at. Thus you call them a weiner kisser.

It usually bugs them, but it sounds funny, and it isn't too harsh.

Friend: "Hey man."
Brad: "What are ya doin' you weiner kisser?"
Friend: "Ugh..."
Brad: "Bahaha!!"

by Stanley Wojack July 31, 2009

Emily Kinser

She is such a sweet girl. She is so kind, cute, sweet, friendly, smart. If you know her, keep her, especially if your dating her. Emily Kinser is unique and you'll never be able to replace her even if you try. Treat Emily like the queen she is

"Look there's Emily Kinser!"
"Oh damn!"

by Heyheyyy November 19, 2019

kiser

A slang term for dick

Damn bro he’s such a kiser

by Thack September 3, 2017

Kisler

An old t-shirt used to clean up masturbated ejaculate. Kislers often go long periods of time without being washed.

A friend of mine accidentally wore his kisler to school yesterday. Sick!

by Gormonster February 5, 2010

ass kisser

A politician because they have to please everone to get elected. In other words to kiss there asses.

Did you hear that ass kisser on tv?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

Kidner

A Term for a 22 year old Rapist from Wales, Commonly found in the bed of a once drunk girl.

Kidner: Good Morning
Girl: Arrrhhhh what are you doing in my bed?!
Kidner: Meh...
Girl: I am going to call the Police
Kidner: But you were drunk, It's ok, I watched you sleep all night

by Hall of cass April 19, 2011

floor kisser

A guest on the Maury show, who, after finding out they did not correctly identify the father of their baby, falls to the floor face down.

Maury: Johnathen, you are NOT the father.

Rhonda: NO! *falls to the floor in frusration*

Johnathen: *cheers* YEAH! I'm not the daddy!

Steph at home: Rhonda here is a floor kisser.

by MeTheTree January 2, 2007