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jank strat

A cheesy, silly, unreliable, or otherwise dumb strategy, generally used for either novelty of using it or the challenge of beating people with it. In gaming, you will often see people playing like this if they are smurfing or are otherwise competing below their skill level, or in an unranked mode where winning or losing doesn't have any ramifications.
Card Game Player 1: "God, I'm so fucking pissed. I lost to the jankiest fucking strat just now."
CG Player 2: "Oh, really? What happened?"
CG Player 1: "I drew none of the answers I needed and he pulled off a stupid combo that took him three whole turns to set up"
CG Player 2: "Three turn combo? What the fuck, dude's on some shit."

CG Player 1: "Like I said, total jank strat."
by Diamond III Scrublady June 3, 2018
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Jankist

A Jankist is someone who needs things to make sense in a logical way that lines up almost perfectly with the way they think. It is someone who needs everything to have a purpose that they agree with. To them, there must always be a plan for every little thing in life. If something were to cause a change that they were not prepared for, they will shun it. Anything that deviates from the norm will generally be viewed with skepticism, cynicism, and if it would force them to change, outright hated. Creativity, experimentation, and fun, if not done by the jankist themselves, is viewed as childish garbage to the jankist. A Jankist will generally seek out the satisfaction of winning, at the end of the game, at the expense of having fun during the game. They will even go so far as to ruin the fun of the game for other players if things do not go the way they planned or wanted. Instead of attacking enemy players, a jankist can often be seen attacking or berating teammates.
"A healer is a healer and should not be permitted to be able to perform the role of a dps," said the jankist. "That's just not what healers were originally designed for. Stay the course."

META players who treat the meta in games like the bible are jankists.

Someone who thinks horses are meant for riding and for no other reason is a jankist.
by Merron Mist February 2, 2019
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jankat

Jankat is a generally calm or relaxed person and is always fun to be around.
happy and likable. prioritizes friends over own activities and very friendly.
Not into fighting but will if provoked and hits hard. smaller body build but not weak. extremely supportive and always finds a way to make someone happy. if you know a jankat then consider yourself one of the luckiest people on earth.
"are you ok?"
"now yes. jankat cheered me up"
by jans.little.wuff February 16, 2020
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Jankster Gangster

From the word Jank meaning messed, screwed or fucked up. This is a person who walks around like hot shit on a golden platter but acts more like a cold turd on a paper plate.
He asked me out on a date, then that jankster gangster left me with the tab.
by Kokopellisweety March 6, 2020
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Janklin

janky franklin=janklin
"THANK YOU SO MUCH JANKLIN" -K
by Globble and keyshussy March 5, 2022
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Jankees

A terrible baseball teams nickname after losing game seven if the Alcs to the sweepstros
“Hey you you wanna go se the sweepstros beat the Yankees?”
“The Yankees? Do you mean the Jankees”
“Oh yeah mb”
by Flypboi October 22, 2022
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super jank

A phrase made by humans meaning really sketchy or janky.
That homemade, three wheeled car is super jank.
by DeanWholeMalk May 25, 2018
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