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Jamel

Name originating from the Latin 'Jam Your Hype' Roughly translated it means 'pimp ass nigga'. To name your baby.

Superstition said that if you know a "Jamel" your are very lucky for they are caring and rare to find.

1. He/She must be Mixed.
2. He must have friends with a smaller genatalia.

3. He must possess enough swagger to hit on the midwife, when exciting his mothers vaginal crease.

4. He must make montages on most games.

If your son (or daughter for all you weirdo's out there) fulfils these requirements, he (or she) may be called Wes
Jamel is usually a clean shaven man with a tendency to get odt at the most inopportune of times. This however couples well with his love for all things 'D-Money' and his burning desire to watch ghetto movies with 'hoes'.

Jamel doesn't toast bread, he toasts toast. Jamel has featured in many Hollywood movies such as 'Dude Jam my toast', 'Jam Wally?' and 'Scooby Doo in Jamel the Mummy?'
Girl 1: Oh damnnn, look at that fly ass boy walking towards me

Girl 2: Oh no you didn't bitch, he's mineeee

Jamel : Girls, girls. There's enough of me for both of you - now kiss and make up.
by Balalv4 August 2, 2011
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Jamil

Super cool, sweet, generous, amazing guy. Who has the most beautiful sensitive side, and who cares so much about people, who just needs love and a hug. He just wants to keep getting better and improving himself, and has an amazing outlook on life, despite all he's been through, and going through. Who is also the best sniper buddy in Games
Girl one: Hey did you meet Jamil?
Girl two: OMG YES, he's so genuine and down to earth, i want to be his best friend
Girl three: ngl i simp for him, love that man
by Headshot Goddess July 16, 2021
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Jamble Sack

Possibly the funniest thing you can do to a friend when they are sleeping. You stand up and jiggle your testicals in their face and masturbate at the same time. Then you ejaculate all over their face and up their nose.
Kevin: Dude, you got the best jamble sack last night!
Ben: By who?
Kevin: ME!!
Ben: "*punches Kevin in the face*
by FlyingFortress July 19, 2009
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Jabulate

1. To lightly jab a person or thing in the rib cage area
2. To have intercourse, with or without consent, with a man or woman
1. I jabulated your mom.
2. I jabulated her so hard she screamed
by Notme151 June 14, 2012
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jamilah

Jamilah is so badddd.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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jamal lewis

Running Back for the Baltimore Ravens who broke the single game rushing record in 2003, with 295 yards.
Jamal Lewis ran all over them there Browns hon.
by Chris May 13, 2005
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Jabulani

When something goes wrong and it's all your fault, it's an excuse to try and rid yourself of any blame. This comes from the 2010 FIFA World Cup where the game ball, named the Jabulani, has been the target of complaint by goalkeepers and players alike to cover up poor play.
Pissed Guy: Dude, you just rear-ended my car!
Other Guy: It wasn't my fault, it was the Jabulani.

Teacher: You just failed the last test. Did you just not choose to study?!
Student: I studied all night. It was the Jabulani.

English Commentator: Bloody hell, Rob Green just let in an easy goal! He's a very skilled keeper so it must just be that Jabulani
by FIFAJMF June 14, 2010
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