Israeli Spiced Cock

When an israeli person smears their genitals with houmous and shoves it in someone’s mouth

I ate israeli spiced cock last night

by cavelious james June 1, 2022

Israeli Icepick

When a gentleman of Jewish descent plunges his proboscis into the depths from which no one ever returned.

Ariel : It's not called "sniffing shit", it's called an "Israeli Icepick", mind you.

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

Israeli Gas Mask

When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face

Shlomo: I just had a horny hanukkah

David: how come?
Shlomo: I gave Hila an Israeli Gas Mask

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

Israeli

Chill people who usually aren’t scared of much, and love parties, they may look tough but are usually kind, Except when driving.. “wai! lech lezin at atsmech!“ (Jeez! Go fuck yourself!)

My friend is Israeli he’s a really cool guy

by Rando (: November 23, 2024

Israeli Settlements

Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.

Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.

by Zionistman42069 November 23, 2024

Israeli Jew

The only ethnic group capable of striking fear into Arabs. A single mention of them would make Arabs piss their pants. They are known for making Arabs know their place by brutally punishing them.

Arabs in Arab countries are known for oppressing immigrants and minorities.

But in Israel, Arabs are oppressed by the Gigachad Israeli Jews who make them know their filthy place

by Zionistman42069 December 16, 2024

The Israeli Wire

A nickname for the “American” conservative media company The Daily Wire in reference to its blatant Zionist agenda.

The Israeli Wire fired Candace Owens because she dared to criticize Israel.

by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025