strategic investor

A strategic investor is someone who has a strategic reason for investing in your enterprise; that is, they have an over-arching interest in your success. You can find strategic investors by looking through your supply chain and your value chain. Even your competitors can be a source of strategic start-up capital if they are looking to you as a new co-opetitor.

Say you are bootstrapping a new home builder. A trade creditor (supplier) might extend credit to you for building materials and supplies or a client might give you a sizable down payment on a home purchase; in essence, each of them become a strategic investor in your business. Or say you are starting an athletic wear clothing business, department stores might give you a cash advance in return for exclusivity or a sports drink company might sponsor your line of clothing in return for co-branding opportunities.

by ProfBruce April 20, 2011

Serious Investor

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Did you see all those "Serious Investors" at the Luna conference?

by JWOKIN June 3, 2022

Khan Investor

A stupid or bad investor

Hey man don't be a Khan Investor, make smart investment decisions.

by Raffster1977 January 8, 2023

Backseat investor

Someone who is a passive investor, who can keep their mouth shut

Here you go again can’t keep your mouth shut your backseat investor

by 3 Finger Willie August 31, 2023

Chester Incester

A person who preys upon young children within their own family for sexual gratification purposes

"My uncle preyed on my sister when we were younger. He is a total Chester Incester."

by Heavenlysinner420 September 28, 2024

Roblox Investorslop

Roblox is known to "innovate" their platform by adding A.I. to impress investors. Which resulted over the constant updates Roblox has done on their platform throughout the years. Investors are skeptical about Roblox's way going into the metaverse using A.I.

"Investors are ruining the Roblox platform with their slop."
"Roblox is ruining itself with investorslop."
"Investorslop at its finest."

"Investorslop is destroying the platform."

Roblox Investorslop means when one person or multiple entities (people, etc...) of investors buy stocks and pay money for better growth strategies to a company without knowing or perhaps knowing they are stripping away the soul of a companies identity only for the profits.

by UpdatingSlang February 13, 2026

your ancestry incestry

The final comeback against any insult, its so powerful its defies the "no u" comeback of any sort.

"Hey Garry your mom gay"
" Hey Larry ur family tree LGBT"
" Hey Garry your ancestry incestry"

*Garry proceeds to explode into a million pieces and gets sucked into the void dimension with no possibilty of coming back into the human realm after getting destroyed beyond human comprehension*

by malma March 29, 2018