Hump Day 

According to The Erotic Barber:

A day (presumably Wednesday) in which you need to tag 3 big dick ass niggas under the originating post. TEB states that he needs more big dick ass niggas to do the "Bust That Nut" challenge with him and is giving out free subscriptions to his onlyfans.

Yo Yo Yo its hump day! Ay what I need you to do is tag 3 big dick ass niggas under this tweet right here. I need some more niggas to do this ‘Bust That Nut’ challenge with.

And I’m also giving away another hunit free subscriptions to my onlyfans. Be looking out for that tweet later on today, and don't forget to tag them 3 big dick ass niggas if you one of the big dick niggas tag yourself!
Hump day! Fuck with ya boy! Nude Barber.

Hump Day by AntoineSexman September 17, 2022

Hump Day Hatha 

The perfect way to begin your slide into the weekend. Started at Milton Yoga in Milton, MA. Hump Day Hatha is a moderately-paced stretching, strengthening and detoxifying yoga class with some simple breathing exercises.

Hatha Yoga works to balance mind and body through physical postures (asanas), controlled breathing (pranayama), and the calming of the mind through relaxation and meditation. Asanas teach balance and build strength and are practiced to improve the body's physical health and clear the mind through focused breathing and mediation.

You know if you make it to Hump Day Hatha your week is going to be a good one.

Hump Day Hatha by SkiingYogi August 3, 2011

hump the dump 

To "hump the dump" is to literally have sex with human or animal feces. In laymen's terms: fuck a turd. It's not performed often and can be considered to be either a sign of idiocy or of extreme love (as in humping your partner's dumpling...). It can be conjugated, however, "dump" must be changed to rhyme to it, or it will mean something different (see example 2). It can however also be related to dave's mum (see example 3). This action can bring pleasure to both sexes:
Male: Inserts erect penis into the dump
Female: Inserts dump into vagina
It is not very popular in Europe, Asia, Oceania and America, however, was performed frequently by both sexes of tribes of the lower Niger around the 1800-2000.

1)
Eugene: Hey Chris, how was your night with Katie?
Chris: Awesome, I humped her dump!
Eugene: High Five bro!

2) Differences when conjugated:
a. I am humping the dump - only an idiot would say that, doesn't create the same effect without the rhyme.
b. I am humping the dumpling - If you thought of this before reading this, you have my respect.
In conclusion, a sucks, b rocks...

3)
Larry: Ever heard of Dave's Mum?
Barry: Yeah, I humped her dump!
Gary: Hell, I had a gangbang dump-hump with her!
Larry: Gross...

4) Hump the dump is a good way to make shit useful!

hump the dump by Frostie_Bandit June 15, 2008

Hump Hole 

Slang for a Va-jay-jay, pussy, cunt, vagina, cum dumpster.
Apparentley offensive towards women.

Your hump hole looks like cabbage.

Come to bed with me, its not like i want you in my hump hole.

Hump Hole by Chris Rauch January 1, 2008

hump to the dick squared

(1) a gay foursome

(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.

(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.

example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!

example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!

hump to the dick squared by allaroundperfect August 23, 2006

Hump humper

A person who humps a hump.

And

Person 1: did you see miley cyrus' s new video, she went from humping people to humping humps.
Person 2: I always knew she would be the first celebrity to come out with her Hump humper secrets.

Hump humper by Tibberino February 28, 2016

Hump Duke 

When your hitting that pussy good and you are beating them guts so hard with your pumps she gotta take a shit after. Ya literally fuck her shit outta her.

I fucked Rachel so hard last night braaahhh she had to run take a hump duke as soon as I busted my nut.

Hump Duke by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018