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Brit Hume

Fox News' resident undead anchor. About five years ago Hume died in the middle of a broadcast. No one noticed, including Hume who has been broadcasting nonstop ever since.
Today Barack Obama wins the Iowa Caaucus what does this mean for Hillary... brains. BRAINS. Want brains!

*Brit Hume devours intern*
by Mal... May 15, 2008
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Hummered Out

Being exhausted from overindulgence in the gay lifestyle.
After that weekend in South Beach, man I was hummered out!
by BlueV February 16, 2010
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Jon Hume

Jon Hume is the oldest of the 3 Hume brothers. He plays in the alternative rock band Evermore, who are from Feilding New Zealand. Jon is the lead singer-guitarist of the band, and is notably tall. Jon went to school until around age 12(?), but then his mother home schooled him and his brothers. He produces most of Evermores work. He has said before that if he was not in Evermore, he would probably be producing other bands.
Jon Hume "Hey what's up."
Me "Um hey can I pleeease have a photo with you?"
Jon Hume "Yeah ofcourse" *poses*
Me "Oh.. I'm really little.."
Jon Hume "Don't worry, I will crouch for you" :
*this happened on June 23 2007 in Wellington New Zealand after one of Evermores concerts on the "Real Life" tour
by Nicky New Zealand! July 23, 2007
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HUMBERTO

A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.
Damn that dude is humberto, ain't he? That niggah is FINE!
by Celeste Smith October 16, 2008
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Dumb Hummer

A phrase coined by folk-hop rapper Why? (Yoni Wolf).

Dumb Hummer refers to a person who unquestioningly supports and glorifies the military to such an extent that they adopt military customs into civilian life.

Someone who drives a Hummer and wears military-issue clothing such as camoflauge and dogtags, but has never been in the armed-services.

These people often spit pro-military rhetoric in a knee-jerk way, without fully thinking through the situation. When questioned about military policy, they will often act as if being attacked and assume a defensive position, never considering the validity of any opinion that differs from their own.

"If you've ever sipped Guinness through a cigarette filter,
or unwittingly tailored your style
after the war-footing of your nation's leaders,
or wore fatigues in a civilian's way,
or fit a Hum-V
through the narrower streets,
downtown seeking parking on a Friday night,
getting lodged in a metal way,
then that's you."

~Why? "Dumb Hummer"
Dumb Hummer: "If you aren't behind our troops, then prepare to stand in front of them."
by fakefakeflowers May 4, 2009
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Hulked a Condom

When you break a condom while having sex because you were giving it to her like the HULK.
I was giving it to her good and I hulked a condom!

I need Magnum XL's because I just keep hulking condoms
by KornyKev March 10, 2011
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Hummelism

Encompasses any quote about running that is strange, sick, or just plain off.

Accredited to famous long-distance runner, DJ Hummel.
Hummel: If we weren't addicted to running, we'd probably be addicted to crack.

Student: Oh, there's another silly Hummelism!
by Haley The Horrible October 2, 2012
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