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Hp is the best brother ever, they are usually the older brother of their amazing younger sister isa, they are awesome in every way and are so incredibly awesome, their sister isa. Hp can be silly at times but they're usually calm and cool, they can be found on the dark web for $27.95 (overpriced if you ask me) and have been known to love shopping online, going out with their friends, frogs, their friends, their amazing, awesome, jaw dropping, baller of a sister isa, and their amazeballs guitar akrisha, hp is known to always have the best style in basically everything under the sun (music, clothes, drawing etc.) He is one of the best people on earth and everyone should be lucky to have someone like Hp.
person: who's hp?

isa: hp is the best older brother ever, he always deals with my tantrums and my materialism, he is my favourite person ever and has always been there for me regardless of the situation, i love my brother with all my heart, he is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me. im so glad to be ending their year with them. (i love you hermano. )
Hp by Ihavethebestbrotherever__08 December 21, 2023
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UK Punjabi slang for "Hindu Punjabi" (Hindus from the Indian State of Punjab)
Jaspal : Are the Kapoor family from Punjab?

Yuvraj : Yeah bro, they're all HPs ennit
HP by 5ecret5ingh January 7, 2025
Standing for "handphone", HP is the Indonesian slang term for "cell phone". This acronym is commonly mistaken as the one for "horsepower" or "high-protein".
Mom says, "Son, go play outside and don't be on your HP all the time."
HP by Emotional Cruiser September 5, 2025
Hoe phase. When a woman or man has multiple sexual partners for a period of time in their life that typically starts in their teenage years and ends in their thirties or at the latest in their fifties.
"Yo bro, Stacy's an HP girl I wouldn't waste time on her."
"The fuck are you hating on her for bro? You've been on your HP since 14."
HP by wholetruth May 12, 2026

HP MOTHER FUCKER 

Something you shout out when you are with a group of friends when crazy shit just went down, and you dont know what to say.

Jim: Dude, watch this
Taylor: what r you doing? AH!
Jim: hahahahahahahha!
Taylor: was that a fire cracker that almost fucking hit my ear or did u? What the fuck just happened!
Jim: That was so
Taylor: So what?
Jim: HP MOTHER FUCKER!
badass HP Mother fucker O MY FUCKING GOD
HP MOTHER FUCKER
HP MOTHER FUCKER by Grams69. June 28, 2009
Have Problems; Need Cash

Used when trying to get money in sticky situations
Bank Teller: What can I do for you?
Customer: hp;nc
hp;nc by jimbuck May 1, 2010