by 5ecret5ingh January 07, 2025

A Sikh man who normally wears a turban (either a pagg or patka) and keeps unshorn hair
PS: " A SARDAR", " A SARDARJI" and" A SINGH" are all synonymous
PS: " A SARDAR", " A SARDARJI" and" A SINGH" are all synonymous
Person 1: Can you be a Sardaar with cut hair?
Person 2: Nahh bro, you gotta keep uncut hair and tie a turban to be called a SARDAAR JI
Person 2: Nahh bro, you gotta keep uncut hair and tie a turban to be called a SARDAAR JI
by 5ecret5ingh January 07, 2025

A car boot loaded with alcohol, a trick invented by Punjabi Uncles in Britain during the 90s/early 2000s, in case their favourite drink was not served at a function.
(AKA the "Drunk Trunk")
(AKA the "Drunk Trunk")
Punjabi Uncle 1: There's no Black Label at this wedding, only Chivas!
Punjabi Uncle 2: Relax, I've got like 6 bottles in my boot.
Punjabi Uncle 1: Of what?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Two bottles of Black Label , 2 bottles of Bacardi, 2 bottles of Chivas and a 24 pack of Stella Artois pint cans
Punjabi Uncle 1: So it's a full-on Boot Bar then, ennit?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Of course, Paaji! My brother call his the Drunk Trunk!
Punjabi Uncle 2: Relax, I've got like 6 bottles in my boot.
Punjabi Uncle 1: Of what?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Two bottles of Black Label , 2 bottles of Bacardi, 2 bottles of Chivas and a 24 pack of Stella Artois pint cans
Punjabi Uncle 1: So it's a full-on Boot Bar then, ennit?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Of course, Paaji! My brother call his the Drunk Trunk!
by 5ecret5ingh July 03, 2025

A shot measuring 120ml of neat whisky from Punjab, India.
(1 Patiala Peg = 5 standard shots in Britain. A single shot in Britain is traditionally 25ml of liquor)
(1 Patiala Peg = 5 standard shots in Britain. A single shot in Britain is traditionally 25ml of liquor)
Jaspal Singh: How much for a Patiala Peg? Scotch one, please.
Brexit Bartender: "Pat-ee-aa-luh"? You taking the piss mate? Scotch is £4 a shot, 25ml each you mug!
Jaspal Singh: FFS just pour me 5 shots of the Chivas in a glass and siddown. Make it snappy, too!
Brexit Bartender: "Pat-ee-aa-luh"? You taking the piss mate? Scotch is £4 a shot, 25ml each you mug!
Jaspal Singh: FFS just pour me 5 shots of the Chivas in a glass and siddown. Make it snappy, too!
by 5ecret5ingh July 24, 2025

Harpreet - You want some Galassi?
Pavan - Of course bro I'm Punjabi. Lemme get two bottles right now.
Pavan - Of course bro I'm Punjabi. Lemme get two bottles right now.
by 5ecret5ingh January 19, 2025

by 5ecret5ingh June 24, 2025

Gill: I saw the Johals yesterday
Maan: Don't mention no penchod Johals to me cos that's beef from wayyyy back
Maan: Don't mention no penchod Johals to me cos that's beef from wayyyy back
by 5ecret5ingh January 13, 2025
