by 5ecret5ingh January 07, 2025
A car boot loaded with alcohol, a trick invented by Punjabi Uncles in Britain during the 90s/early 2000s, in case their favourite drink was not served at a function.
(AKA the "Drunk Trunk")
(AKA the "Drunk Trunk")
Punjabi Uncle 1: There's no Black Label at this wedding, only Chivas!
Punjabi Uncle 2: Relax, I've got like 6 bottles in my boot.
Punjabi Uncle 1: Of what?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Two bottles of Black Label , 2 bottles of Bacardi, 2 bottles of Chivas and a 24 pack of Stella Artois pint cans
Punjabi Uncle 1: So it's a full-on Boot Bar then, ennit?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Of course, Paaji! My brother call his the Drunk Trunk!
Punjabi Uncle 2: Relax, I've got like 6 bottles in my boot.
Punjabi Uncle 1: Of what?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Two bottles of Black Label , 2 bottles of Bacardi, 2 bottles of Chivas and a 24 pack of Stella Artois pint cans
Punjabi Uncle 1: So it's a full-on Boot Bar then, ennit?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Of course, Paaji! My brother call his the Drunk Trunk!
by 5ecret5ingh July 03, 2025
A shot measuring 120ml of neat whisky from Punjab, India.
(1 Patiala Peg = 5 standard shots in Britain. A single shot in Britain is traditionally 25ml of liquor)
(1 Patiala Peg = 5 standard shots in Britain. A single shot in Britain is traditionally 25ml of liquor)
Jaspal Singh: How much for a Patiala Peg? Scotch one, please.
Brexit Bartender: "Pat-ee-aa-luh"? You taking the piss mate? Scotch is £4 a shot, 25ml each you mug!
Jaspal Singh: FFS just pour me 5 shots of the Chivas in a glass and siddown. Make it snappy, too!
Brexit Bartender: "Pat-ee-aa-luh"? You taking the piss mate? Scotch is £4 a shot, 25ml each you mug!
Jaspal Singh: FFS just pour me 5 shots of the Chivas in a glass and siddown. Make it snappy, too!
by 5ecret5ingh July 24, 2025
A Sikh man who normally wears a turban (either a pagg or patka) and keeps unshorn hair
PS: " A SARDAR", " A SARDARJI" and" A SINGH" are all synonymous
PS: " A SARDAR", " A SARDARJI" and" A SINGH" are all synonymous
Person 1: Can you be a Sardaar with cut hair?
Person 2: Nahh bro, you gotta keep uncut hair and tie a turban to be called a SARDAAR JI
Person 2: Nahh bro, you gotta keep uncut hair and tie a turban to be called a SARDAAR JI
by 5ecret5ingh January 07, 2025
Harpreet - You want some Galassi?
Pavan - Of course bro I'm Punjabi. Lemme get two bottles right now.
Pavan - Of course bro I'm Punjabi. Lemme get two bottles right now.
by 5ecret5ingh January 19, 2025
UK Punjabis are citizens of Britain who are genetically from the Indian State of Punjab. They speak Punjabi and mainly practise either Sikhism or Hinduism. They are known for heavy drinking and amazingly fun weddings.
Person 1: Can you be Punjabi if you are born in Britain?
Person 2: Yhhhh bro, that means you're UK Punjabi!
Person 2: Yhhhh bro, that means you're UK Punjabi!
by 5ecret5ingh January 07, 2025
Gill: I saw the Johals yesterday
Maan: Don't mention no penchod Johals to me cos that's beef from wayyyy back
Maan: Don't mention no penchod Johals to me cos that's beef from wayyyy back
by 5ecret5ingh January 13, 2025