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Hoisington

Hoisington, home of the Cardinals, otherwise known as Ho-town, is where most teenage boys from the Great Bend area go if they want a garuantee to get laid. The town is known for its enormous array of sluts who will blow any guy who comes wandering into the city limits. Girls there are also quite dramatic and try to cause as much drama as humanly possible. Furthermore, you are likely to catch an STD, so please do not choose Hoisington unless it is a last resort.
"Dude I needa get laid"
"Problem solved, Hoisington has plenty of chicks who put out."
Hell ya dude, we better buy some rubbers and wrap that shit twice so we dont catch tha herps!"
by Hotkoolaid10 July 13, 2011
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Jesus Himself

A fucking amazing internet celebrity, A self centered fuck with a mohawk thats growing constantly,Most people think he is a fag, but he fucks more bitches than you can count.
Everyone Loves him but his haters, Everyone wants to BE him. He has a really big dick.
"Aaron Long Is Jesus Himself!"
"I wish I was Jesus himself"
"He tried to cut his hair like Jesus Himself, But it totally didnt work"
by Kayla Malcolm January 2, 2008
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homsey

The most perfect Girls in the world. They do everything right and are perfect, flawless, amazing great in bed, sexy and can make you go crazy. They can do anything they want because they are just perfect. Dont mess with thme cause they will attack both physical and verbally. They have never lost a fight.. you know why? cause there perfect!
Do you know Lauren and Jess Homsey?
Yeah! there perfect!
by wowcool92 January 19, 2011
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Hoise

Someone that either:

A. Likes to incorporate as many vowels in one word as possible.

B. has a fucked up speech impediment.

C. Really likes attention or just simply has downz.
Stew: Hey Davey, wanna go to my farm after school and roide one of my Hoises?
by Tcoolness (chea) February 6, 2010
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Homsar

1.He thinks he can twice
2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike
3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew
4.He's got his best foot flowered
5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past
7.He's a song from the sixties
8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder
10.He thinks he won the PowerBall
11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship
12.He lost his Jenga-Jam
13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs
14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"
15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous
16.He's the original ladies man
17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench
18. He's a million ladies tall
19.He was raised by a cup of coffee
20.He's the pride of the peaches
by Anonymous July 18, 2003
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homis

You stupid homis. Look at this homis.
by Steve Pettyjohn September 3, 2007
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Homsar

A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.
Hi Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the Gravytrain!
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004
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