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an irish reference to the male head of the household. a notch below himself is "that other fellow." even lower is "that thing over there."
so where the hell is himself tonight?
himself by himself o'leary September 9, 2004
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Code name for 'his cock'.
Dang, Alex is feeling himself again.
himself by RPG Fangirl April 12, 2010
Correct YouTube guy. It IS all about himself and the reason they are trying to set me up and program me to date this bipolar girl is so the HE can affirm his own delusion about the broad conceptual "equally" that he thinks should apply to me. So it's just a life swap. He wants to swap lives. He is trying to get you to impose it on me by way of democratic fiat. I refuse to do it and am perfectly willing to resort to violence if you don't immediately put an end to whatever the fuck you think this is because I refuse to be a part of it or to let you make me love this retarded motherfuckers life.
Hym "So yes it IS all about himself and all he need to do to convince you is to go along with it is to appeal to things that he things you are doing to be sympathetic towards, i.e. being 'sorry' or 'God' or 'a broad conceptual equality' or 'wanting unity' or 'wanting peace.' But it's all lip service and he isn't actually capable of meaning it in any real sense and you can be easily talked out of understanding the fact that he is literally doing the plot of 'single white female' to me and slowing trying to take over a life that is commensurate with ONE OF MY PREVIOUS PSEUDONYMS... And not one that is commensurate with HIS OWN ACTIONS OR MIND. And it's a waste of MY time to have to sit here and do this with you to reap the benefits of my own mind."
Himself by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

going to town on himself

when someone's going to town on himself tat person's masturbation
Ross to rest of gang in season 10 out-takes: ".....sometmes when i am alone in my appartment, I look over here and Chandler is going to town on himself......"

Every Man for Himself 

British military origin. In Armed Forces terms, this formal order is a specific command sometimes issued in a case where the strategic situation has become hopeless, the collapse of a force is imminent, and there is no chance of relief. Once given, the order suspends certain aspects of military discipline, allowing each individual to surrender, flee, or continue fighting independently according to their individual circumstances, without regard to previous battle orders. It also means that the parent force is declaring itself free of any duty to continue to provide further supplies, medical aid or tactical support for the forces who receive this order.
While troops may be freed from the requirements of normal battle discipline, they are still obligated not to engage in treasonous conduct, cross over to aid the enemy, or act with disgrace while a Prisoner of War.
Note: The United States military does not currently use this order, however it was occasionally employed by both sides in the American Civil War if a unit lost all cohesion due to being overwhelmed in close-quarter fighting.
The battalion was down to only a dozen surviving troops, and with the enemy closing in, the order was given: "Every Man for Himself!"

Every man for himself 

If it's every man for himself, then people are trying to save themselves from a difficult situation without trying to help anyone else.
Mulholland: Fall back! Fall back, men! Every man for himself!

Captain Edward J. Smith of the R.M.S. Titanic said to the Morse Code operators "It's Every man for himself."

raab himself

One who does all of the duties involving shit in the CKY movies of Bam Margera, including, but not limited to: Shitting while running, shitting on a road, shitting off a building, shitting in a car going 70 mph, shitting on a street, shitting on Phil and April's bed, shitting during health class, shitting on a locker, shitting on a window in Times Square, and shitting off the Empire State Building.
This is Raab Himself, and he's going to be pissing on an electric fence.
raab himself by EJL April 16, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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