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The most perfect Girls in the world. They do everything right and are perfect, flawless, amazing great in bed, sexy and can make you go crazy. They can do anything they want because they are just perfect. Dont mess with thme cause they will attack both physical and verbally. They have never lost a fight.. you know why? cause there perfect!
Do you know Lauren and Jess Homsey?
Yeah! there perfect!
by wowcool92 January 19, 2011
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Holmsey

Someone who cheats at Fantasy Football. They have little or no knowledge of the game and who the best players are so they rely on other people to pick their team and then take all the plaudits for other peoples success.
Did you know James picks his mums team? God she’s a real Holmsey!!!
by Cheadle Reds December 17, 2022
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Horsey Hug

A judo throw that was created by Liv Hatley. Done by first getting in a horse stance and asking the person to come near you, then giving them a hug using the hands. Then the legs are wrapped around the person's waist so that you're hugging them with your full body. The throw ends with either a punch or a sweep causing both people to roll over laughing and wrestling. This so much fun. If you want to get your grandparents to play with you, ask them for a Horsey Hug and tell them Liv Hatley told you!
Liv: Hey Bryant, come here! You want to play judo with me? Come on, give me a Horsey Hug!

Bryant: Okay, here we go. (crouches in the horse stance waiting)

Liv: Okay, here I come. (she hugs Bryant with her hands) Hold on! We're not in the Horsey Hug yet. I gotta get my legs in there. Its not a Horsey Hug unless you go whole body with it, you know?

Bryant: (laughing) I know, if you don't do it full body, its just not a Horsey Hug. (wraps his legs around Liv's waist and execute a tiger's claw) See? Like that. You didn't get your whole body into it. There wasn't enough power.

Liv: I know. But isn't this fun? Its a great exercise, huh? Maybe next time we should let Grandpa Ben know about it. He doesn't know the secret of the Horsey Hug, yet.

Bryant: I know, he likes his Hatley Hula better. (leans over into a Hatley Hula and kisses Liv) Whew! What a workout. I just about got strangled.

Liv: I know. But that was a Horsey Hug. I had to show you some Hatley love.
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 14, 2011
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homey hopper

A slutty girl who has sex with the majority of your male friends. She "hops" from friend to friend.
Now she fucked HIM??? She is such a homey hopper!!!
by dabigcheese November 5, 2003
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homeyopathic

adj: psychopathic rage against family, friends, or neighbors
The autopsy proved it wasn't drugs, but a tumor that caused him to turn all homeyopathic.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 11, 2013
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straight cash, homey

The means by which Randy Moss pays his bills.
Reporter: "Write the check yet, Randy?"

Moss: "When you're rich, you don't write checks."

Reporter: "If you don't write checks, how do you pay these guys?"

Moss: "Straight cash, homey."
by seanmccallum December 19, 2007
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horsey style

The same as doggy style, but with the man leaning forwards over the woman's back and biting, nibbling or just holding the back of her neck with his teeth to stop her from moving.
Horsey style is the same way a stallion serves a mare.
by Princess Mary Magdalene March 7, 2013
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