david hasselhoff

Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.

German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?

by MasterJoe August 21, 2006

Hasselhoff

Verb. To quickly and sloppily eat a greasy food while drunk.

Past Tense: Hasselhoffed

I was so drunk last night that I stopped at Wendy's and hasselhoffed a 1/4 lb. Double Stack.

by Melanie434 June 16, 2007

don't hassel the hoff

Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.

Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc

Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...

by Gun Slinga! January 1, 2009

Hässleholm

A town in Northern Scania, Sweden. 18000 inhabitants. Ljungdala is the most famous and best neighborhood!

Hässleholm

by N3XZMillionar December 5, 2010

Hassanen

the name of a guy
he is hot and sexy and charming and soooo amazing!

he's got a huge penis and is the most cleverest yet the laziest!

he will be a complete gentlemen to those he fancies and tease those who don't match his personality.

although clever, he cannot sing and cannot play the piano

but a truly amazing and remarkable guy

Girl 1: OMG there's Hassanen. I'm going to put on bright pink lipstick to attract him

Girl 2: no he likes the more natural down to earth girl. He's so HOT!

by lshtm August 29, 2011

hasselhoffing

To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.

That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.

by 72andsunny January 14, 2015

Hassib

Handsome, sporty, good looking, smart, and people call him a hot nerd he is great at football and all sports

Person 1: Look at the beauty

Person 2: Now that is a Hassib

by Thatwierdguywholikeshisname November 7, 2019