Deborah Haft

n. The best thing to come out of Asheville, N.C. since legalized incest.

"Deborah Haft just slappped that bitch for claiming that Ohio is the birth place of flight. Everybody knows it's Kitty Hawk, N.C.!"

by The Raging Bull April 18, 2005

hangtwenty

Hangtwenty is a pedophile agenda role call.
This is how they know what time the pornography will be
available.

Man to man: "Hangtwenty soon enough?"

by you abused me January 27, 2007

Halftime

When at a buffet, when one finishes their plate, they sometimes have the kindness to wait for their fellow food pounding comrades to finish their plates as well. This begins halftime. When all are finished and ready for round 2 (or more), they all get up together and refill their plates. Gameplay resumes.

Guy #1: "Alright, I'm done of my plate."
Guy #2: "Aww man, I'm still not done of mine!"
Guy #1: "That's OK. I'll wait for you. Its halftime."
*pause until eating finishes*
Guy #1: "Alright then, are you ready?"
Guy #2: "Damn straight! Game on!"

by TangClock June 17, 2009

halftime

Gametime for bandgeeks...

director; Halftime is!!????
bangeeks; GAMETIME!!!!!!!!!!

by bandmutt January 15, 2007

Hanford

Is a place where people have nothing better to do then to hurt others and pass STD's around their group of friends like it's going out of style! Majority of people smoke weed and drink and get knocked up. The cops are not much better, they only stop people for traffic violations or pick on youngsters just to pass the time, but make no attempt to stop domestic violence, drug abusers, or child molesters. *Most crimes are not recorded for the public so the City could keep their label of being the Friendliest Town in California... which means most girls who are raped and beaten go unnoticed and never receive justice, which is why a lot of them are knocked up and become labeled as Sluts, They lose all hope and give up*

Every person in Hanford is DYING to get away but for some reason they all fall back into that hole of a city in cali

"Whoa I thought you moved away"

"Yeah I left for vacation, was pulled over for a violation, and got locked up and put on probation."

"yep that's happens A lot here in Hanford."

by Toasty, The Toast Bandit October 7, 2009

Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show

the most disappointing halftime show to date, promising sweet victory, but providing sicko mode instead.

The Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show was a huge letdown. Let's dislike it on YouTube!

by wulfbrick February 4, 2019

handtime

To spend some time masturbating.

I must have spent 3 hours on handtime last night.

by volume4 July 28, 2005