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A turkey drawn by placing your hand on the drawing canvas (i.e. chalckboard, paper, wall, etc.) and trace your hand, add a beak, feet, maybe a wing, and that little red flap of skin thing that is customary for turkeys to have.
Come on class, today in kindergarten we will make handturkeys!
YAY!
by Mr. Riggs November 05, 2007
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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when you are fingering a girl with four fingers and you then proceed to use your thumb and rub her clit with it while gobbling like a turkey
"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met at that party last night!"
by John Diack December 27, 2007
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the process in which when you are four finger-fingering a girl and you take your thumb and rub her clit while making a gobbling sound at the same time.
"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met last night!"
by John Diack December 26, 2007
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