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handturkey

A turkey drawn by placing your hand on the drawing canvas (i.e. chalckboard, paper, wall, etc.) and trace your hand, add a beak, feet, maybe a wing, and that little red flap of skin thing that is customary for turkeys to have.
Come on class, today in kindergarten we will make handturkeys!
YAY!
handturkey by Mr. Riggs November 27, 2007
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hand turkey 

when you are fingering a girl with four fingers and you then proceed to use your thumb and rub her clit with it while gobbling like a turkey
"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met at that party last night!"
hand turkey by John Diack January 10, 2008
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Hand Turkey of Shame 

An incriminating hand print left on the ass or elsewhere by a hookup partner you'd rather everyone else not know about.
Hand Turkey of Shame:
Hickies and hand turkeys of shame decorated the returning student body.

hand turkey 

the process in which when you are four finger-fingering a girl and you take your thumb and rub her clit while making a gobbling sound at the same time.
"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met last night!"
hand turkey by John Diack January 9, 2008

hand turkey 

The work of an artist named Savannah Riddell. Hand Turkeys can be made at any time of the year.
hand turkey by exposer456 December 14, 2021

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
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