guff

crap, something of little use or value, junk.

Bri, your laptop is a load of guff mate!

by buffer78 June 26, 2009

gufftrap

1. (Noun) A term of derision aimed at anyone regarded as being cretinously vacuous, self-obsessed or afflicted by self-delusional vanity.

2. (Noun) More generally, a pejorative name for any dislikable person.

Such individuals are likely to:

* Make excessive use of expensive hair products;
* Needlessly play the latest "R'n'B" or "Club tyoons" in ear-bleedingly poor sound quality on patently stolen mobile phones, typically whilst travelling on public transport;
* Hold the view that the world is a better place for Jade Goody's existence;
* Adopt an unconvincing accent and persona, befitting of a social group to which they don't actually belong - frequently belying a painfully comfortable, middle class upbringing.
* Have a face like a gnarly-sphincter

Lowri Turner is a sanctimonious gufftrap

by Gordon's Alive July 28, 2008

Guffah

the emotion felt when peter acts stupid

Peter tried to predict was jenna was going to say... then failed miserably... GUFFAH!

by Mao Zedongggg February 4, 2010

goffy gibbler

One who bites the nipples of someone in order to obtain golf money.

George, why are you being such a goffy gibbler? That's how my grandma lost her nipples.

by cold pocket November 8, 2022

finger guff

when you finger your bum hole repeatedly it creates a guff sound.

finger, finger, guff , guff , oh my! i finger guffed

by adb dealio August 3, 2009

guffington

a blowjob, also known as "giving head".

chelsea amaral gave the entire party guffingtons.

by guffington February 1, 2009

Guffer

An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.

Paul: Davy, have you seen my snout ?
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!

by The Babber October 7, 2019