rapefruit

a fruit (preferably a grapefruit) into which a hole is cut and subsequently used as a masturbatory tool by a male. microwaving optional.

"I would never eat anything out of his trash. I might find a rapefruit."

by sketchballitudinator December 28, 2008

Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.

"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"

by Sam February 27, 2004

grapefruits

huge or big testicles

his dick was small, but he had grapefruits

by c.t July 18, 2005

Gropefruit

Perfectly formed, nearly spherical breasts.

I'd love to get my hands on her gropefruit to see if they're real or enhanced.

by Hotforwordsfan July 3, 2009

rapefruit

Rapefruit is a penis shaped fruit that gives you multiple orgasms.

This cucumber is going to be rapefruit tonight!

by droopie October 24, 2008

rapefruit

It's a fruit similar to a grapefruit, lacking only a "g", but with 10x the RAPE.

Bob: Hey, I heard you like grapefruits for breakfast
John: Actually, I prefer RAPEFRUITS, WITH EXTRA RAPE
Bob: This should be a C+H (Explosm) comic... Otherwise you're just creepy...

by TheDoorMan89 September 14, 2009

grapefruity

peachy, appley, grapey

Man: Hi. How are you?

Bro: Grapefruity, how about you?

by EnglishTiger101 February 21, 2011