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growler goatee

her growler goatee was sticking out of her bikini
by stuart bondy October 29, 2015
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Ultra Goated

by Alfredo Morelos January 10, 2021
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W.D. Gaster

a person that is now named LORE man.
hey W.D. Gaster can i have some ketchu- O_O
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Goatse Boat

The act of gaping someones asshole really wide, filling it with water (or piss) while they lay down, and placing a small paper boat on the surface. Watch it sail around in your partner's rectum.
I gave my girlfriend a Goatse Boat last night. It sank, so she had to shit it out.
by King Butthole October 11, 2019
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urinal goatee

Refers to the collection of pubic hair that often accumulates around the protruding base of a public urinal.
How often are these restrooms cleaned? This urinal has developed quite a urinal goatee.
by Code_Monkey_usa July 9, 2009
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Goatse

When a guy spreads out his a$$hole with his hands as far as it will will stretch.
Really gross.
Sadly, it's normally one of the first things someone sees on the internet, whether they get emailed it as a joke (It says "Click here for cute bunny pictures" when it's actually goatse) or they just stumble apon it.
It supposidly is a fetish for some. But, you just gotta think "Who the eff likes that?" since it's so gross.

NOTE: If you're reading this because you don't know what goatse is, DON'T google it! You'll be scarred for LIFE!!
Guy1: *Opens email from Guy2*
Guy2: *Laughs to himself, knowing that Guy1 is probably reading his email*
Guy1: *Clicks on link from Guy2's email that says "Click 4 pix of hot chick*
Guy1: *Sees pix of Goatse* EAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *Gags*
by y in teh w0rld woudju c4re? April 24, 2009
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Goatse'd

1. To be the reciver.
2. To be tricked into viewing any pictures of Goatse.
3. The art of making things looks like Gostse.
1. Man, my asshole hurts that from that being Gostse'd
2. DAMNIT! I got goatse'd AGAIN!
3. This pumpkin totally looks like Goatse.
by Asymptotical October 4, 2005
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