Morgan Freidman

An uncommon misspelling and mispronunciation of Morgan Freeman.

"Nuh uh! You're so stupid. His name is Morgan Freidman!"
"...No. It's definitely Freeman."

by VampiricCow October 16, 2008

fredis

A Fredis is a man/woman who likes to party hard. He/she is the life of the party even though they would not remember it. A fredis is short, hilarious, and extremely sarcastic at ALL times. Annoying as it sounds their personality is what it is. But dont let them around your stereo/ipod, for if they enter a room/party that doesn't play their music, it will suddenly be ripped out of the aux cord and be soon be plugged into their IPOD. A Fredis is an "Ipod WHORE" . A fredis points out his girl for the night at the beggining of a party, and WILL accomplish that goal for the night.

guy 1: (music stops) Dude what happened to my music?
Guy 2: Idk that guy pulled it out and he put his ipod in.
Guy 1: aw man i got fredised.

by Yahbudddyyy22 October 9, 2011

freeing the willies

when a male masturbates and ejaculates. he is freeing the willies

i was real horny, and i went to the bathroom to relieve myself and my girlfriend came in and caught me freeing the willies.

by Meaux69 October 27, 2007

Freeism

A small, but growing intellectual collective promoting rational and humanist values. The focus of which is aimed at achievement, 'human capability' and advancement through the arts, sciences and any recognised area of study or expertise. The collective is apolitical and non radical by nature; the emphasis based on free thought.

Though the establishment of the movement remains vague, it's recent media attention has peaked interest on an international and national scale. Though some claim that it is yet another intellectual cult 'spin off', it is widely regarded as legitimate. There have been meetings of freeist members documented, known as a "summons", at various locations across the country publically and privately.

Freeism represents intellectuals of free thought.

by sophbud41 May 26, 2006

freight train

Tie her up. Take a few steps back. Run at her making historically accurate freight train noises and plow straight into her. Finish.

OOOH DADDY JARVIS PLEASE DO THE FREIGHT TRAIN. OK HERE WE GOO! CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA CHOO CHOOOOOO. OH YES JARVIS!

by daddy jason November 3, 2017

Freight Trained

When an unsuspecting animal dog,cat,deer or other, runs out into a street or highway. The said animal running with tunnel vision of only the other side of the road, gets hammered by the car/truck never seeing it coming. The animal usually get killed or severly injured to the point it wishes it was dead. Damage usually is done to the car/truck and there is always a large bang/yelping noise,with much blood and gore.

dude 1 : Did you see that dog that running around?

dude 2 : Yeah, that mother fucker just ran out into the street and got freight trained by an explorer. It was EPIC!

by TV CAR September 30, 2010

Anaconda Squeeze/Freight Train Cum

The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!

John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.

While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer March 5, 2011