by A. Penner February 26, 2010
Get the fictitious mug.Similar to a Bucket List, a Fuckit List is a list of people and/or places you'd like to fuck before you die.
Making love in the tropics, on a boat, in the middle of a thunderstorm is definitely on my Fuckit List.
by BLoNEs September 13, 2011
Get the Fuckit List mug.Related Words
Fickit
• fickity fucked
• fuckity
• fuckitis
• fuckityfuckfuck
• ficking
• frickity frack
• Fickin
• Fuckita
• [fuckitude]
The insiatiable urge to fuck!
It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).
It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).
Fuckitis
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.
by Kneegrowdamus January 29, 2012
Get the Fuckitis mug.by Bobby1984 March 13, 2011
Get the Fickin mug.A fictional biography of a real person, usually written in the style of a Wikipedia entry - hence the term "Ficki" (Fiction + Wiki)
The ficki on my blog describes me as "a retired Anglican preacher who raises peonies": but in the real world, I'm actually a twenty-two year old Zamboni driver.
by balbulican March 15, 2009
Get the Ficki mug.fuckity shitbag
A stupid person; dolt: A person who really doesn't care about anything. Even if a bag of flaming poo on their shoe wouldn't bother them.
A stupid person; dolt: A person who really doesn't care about anything. Even if a bag of flaming poo on their shoe wouldn't bother them.
by the great 1 November 16, 2012
Get the fuckity shitbag mug.Literally no one can identify the difference between the word "fictitious," and "fictional."
**No one fucking knows.**
Generally used to pronounce one's vocabulary.
**No one fucking knows.**
Generally used to pronounce one's vocabulary.
Teacher: "Today, we are going to be reading a fictitious novel."
Student: "What does the word 'fictitious,' mean?"
Teacher: "It's a synonym for the word 'fictional'."
Student: "What's the difference between the two words?"
Teacher: **"No one fucking knows"**
Student: "What does the word 'fictitious,' mean?"
Teacher: "It's a synonym for the word 'fictional'."
Student: "What's the difference between the two words?"
Teacher: **"No one fucking knows"**
by The Deer Leader May 25, 2017
Get the Fictitious mug.