festival girlfriend

When you meet a girl on the first night of a festival and can't get away from her for the rest of it, having a festival relationship.

E.g.meeting on the first night and clinging to eahcother for the rest of the festival hoping for some action. Hence a festival girlfriend. But when the festival ends never speaking again.

Have you seen Josh ?

Nope think hes with his festival girlfriend...

by biscuitbase August 13, 2011

Sushi fest

A gathering in which the majority of patrons are female, the opposite of a sausage fest.

Rob: "Dude how was that party last night?"
Jim: "It was awesome! There were hardly any dudes there. It was a total sushi fest!"

by KylieRayCyrus September 25, 2008

fetus fertilizer

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.

Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"

by BlackFaceKilla July 9, 2012

little smokie fest

A party that is usually categorized by the abundance of males that are 12 years of age or lower.

My little brother had a party with all of his friends over. It was such a little smokie fest.

by Jaheebajizzle December 29, 2007

Quad Ball Slap Fest Extravaganza

The sexual event entailing two men placing their testicles in another person's mouth and slapping the shaft of their penis's off the face of the reciever.

Chad and Mikey made my face hurt with their Quad Ball Slap Fest Extravaganza!

by QUAD BALLER August 23, 2010

Sun God Festival

An annual festival which happens once a year at University of California - San Diego (UCSD) during which students of the university engage in actual human contact, including talking to each other.

Did you check out Sun God last year? That shit was tight!

by alex December 1, 2003

festiss

A fat drunk dickhead that hangs out at public events and mingles with anybody, the individual may pig out on food or jus simply make a fool of himself while people laugh at him for his utter stupidity. They may also play with there belly buttons while talking about sex. They usually wear clothes that are too small for them and wont buy new clothes which causes them to wear the same clothes daily without bathing. Some develop odors that u may be able to smell before even being near them.

Stevens dad is such a festiss.

by r0b j buttkiss September 30, 2007