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Epic Fial

When somebody types Epic Fail but fails at it...
Bob: That was an epic fial.
Jim: ^No that was an epic fail.
by Severe Glory May 14, 2009
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final fantasy 9

The last Final Fantasy game published for the Playstation 1, it was released around 2000/2001, after the overall failure of Final Fantasy 8. As a result, Squaresoft didn't market it as much as it had the previous two games.

The game is a return to earlier games, where each of the 8 characters have one class they stick to for the entire game. The characters weren't as customizable as those in the previous two games and the limit break system was replaced by a "Trance" system which had its own advantages and disadvantages (hitting Trance gives each character different special powers but you couldn't "save" it up between battles like you could with Limit Breaks).

The story itself is reasonably engaging, involving an over-dramatic villain of indeterminate gender (seriously, it's hard to tell whether Kuja is male or female, despite all the characters referring to Kuja as a he), a plausible love story and ultimately a fight for the souls of everyone on the planet.

Final Fantasy IX has many of the staples of the series with a few improvements. For example, the game actually encourages you to steal from creatures (there are about 4 or 5 creatures in the entire game that don't have something to steal, and one of the main character's attacks does damage based on how much you've stolen throughout the game), the Chocobo sidequest is useful for obtaining all sorts of items and it's actually possible to do well in the card game (Tetra Master) without a huge amount of effort. The major sticking point as far as the game system is concerned is the frustration that can be gained when trying to learn new Blue Magic - in this game, you have to beat down enemies to 1/8 of their health before the Blue Mage can eat them and gain their abilities (if the Blue Mage has Tranced, they only need to be down to 1/4 of their health)

Overall, while it's not as popular as Final Fantasy VII, it's still a good game in its own right, and a reasonably popular one among those that know it.
Final Fantasy 9 has many references to other games hidden within it.
by Lofwyr September 3, 2005
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figalo

1) A term used in a tight bristolian clique to mean a woman of outstanding beauty

2) The way someone with a thick south african accent would say figaro (which is how the term came about)
"That girls fit"
"Yeah man, she's figalo!"

If one enters a room with alot of attractive women, they might refer to it as a "Figalo Nation"
by Dan Cech December 14, 2008
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The Final Shot

The act of when a man pees; as he's finishing up he uses that bit of energy to get the last drops out...but when doing so he misses the water and the urine hits somewhere else.
A: Dude, I'm gonna take a piss.

B: Make sure you aim for the water this time.

A: Nah, it's the last time I used The Final Shot
by HappyAlexR July 12, 2011
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final fantasy: the spirits within

Square just lost millions of pounds because of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within so they had to merge with Enix!
by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008
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fible

The Fible is the Bible for the very popular religion Ferretism, and was created and written by the world ferret, Terref. He wrote this ferret bible to teach his followers of what to do to help him and know of their past. Here is the most famous quote in the Fible. "One peasant thought that the artwork of Terref was a penis. He will die soon in flames.
If you haven't read the fible your going to go to ferret hell.
by GumbyTheFerretLord November 5, 2019
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dawn of the final day

“Dawn of the Final Day” is an expression that is commonly used in anticipation of a near future event, in a similar vein to the Imminent Ned advice animal series or its snowclone form “Brace yourselves, (X) is coming.” Stemming from an in-game notification that appears throughout the 2000 Nintendo 64 video game The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, the phrase has been also paired with various imagery of Moon from the same game.
Dawn of the Final Day

- 24 hours remain -
by majorasmask1 August 25, 2013
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