P.A.T.F.T.B.

Pop A Titty For The Boys.

Sage, P.A.T.F.T.B.

by Friend of Sage August 29, 2020

n.a.f.t.a

Notha afternoon fuckin that ass!

Me: mm that was so good baby
Him: u wanna n.a.f.t.a
Me: Hell yea

by Jay121212 August 5, 2017

T.U.F.T.

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

by mark February 16, 2005

V.S.F.T.

Vietnamese Spin Fuck Table: Ancient device used to "spin" your partner about the axis of your penis. The table is a circular device with an opening in the center as an access point.

Jason just added some high-speed ball bearings to his old V.S.F.T.

by Payneful May 22, 2009

P.F.T.

Pretty fucking tight

Negroid 1: Daaammmnnn!!! Did you see that ass?

Negroid 2: Hell yea! That was P.F.T. Man!

by Marshbag May 4, 2007

g.i.f.t

Good incredible fuck time

This is a g.i.f.t

by Bubble goat October 10, 2018

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018