einstein

brain; head; blowjob

Gimmie dat einstein.

by ilovebdf November 17, 2010

einsteined

Verb. the act of being called out on acting or doing something lame/dumb.

Guy #1: OK, I'm going to go home and watch a movie with my mom. See all you later!

Guy #2: Wow, you watch movies with your mom? That's so lame.

Guy #3: (to Guy#1)You just got einsteined, man.

by lovecarlii May 27, 2009

nina einstein

The worst waifu from code geass

Girl one: wow princess euphemia is looking great today!
Girl two: sorry about this table kun. I'm about to pull a nina einstein on you

by RobinEmma March 2, 2021

einstein

smart, adorable, and religious asian guy. einstein's are known for spiked hair and hollister clothing.

Girl: I saw an Einstein the other day, and I nearly melted.

by tehfruiit November 11, 2008

Albert Einstein

aka "The grand-father of all memes": 1. Very imaginative and putative father of many quotes. 2. "Last argument of internet rascals and trolls." (From Albert Einstein's dictionary of the internet).

Like Albert Einstein said, a troll's impact depends on his speed and his mass.

by Humorlos January 4, 2014

einstein

either the smartest or dumbest man on earth

einstein's iq is:

99999

or

-99999

by FishyFrog May 20, 2022

einstein line

Einstein Line: Common vernacular of regular concert goers. The Einstein line is the front row of the mosh pit where the punters stupid enough to get caught (Hence the sarcastic allusion to Einstein) are mashed up against the security barriers protecting the artists on stage from the audience.

Has recently entered popular slang as the front row at any live concert - security barrier optional.

Wayne: "Woah Garth, check out that chic in the Einstein Line, she's lookin' pretty mashed up!"

Garth: "Like, yeah, she's like, a bonafide honey! Party Time! Let's bring her on stage man!"

by kustomize April 18, 2007