Draper Drunk

When you are so drunk that you have relations with a midget.

Last night, Billy was Draper drunk and he hooked up with that short girl Lindsey.

by TehOwnerer April 11, 2010

drapered

to be slapped repeatedly while having sex with a prostitute.

Don got himself drapered on Thanksgiving.

by BS FAN July 28, 2010

dryer sheet

A person who attaches themselves to another and never goes away like a dryer sheet. The unsuspecting victim is usually semi-popular and somewhat friendly with the person who never lets them be.

Angela is being such a friggin dryer sheet. She never lets Amanda leave her sight.

by k.m.n December 12, 2008

dryer sheet

The act of taking a shit in someone's clothes dryer.

After removing his shit streaked clothes from the dryer, Eric realized,at last nights party a drunken JB had given him a dryer sheet.

by branding iron October 26, 2010

blow dryer

during the act of 69ing your partner, you expel gas from your anus into their hair.

I've shampooed my hair six times and still cant get the smell out from when Mike gave me a blow dryer.

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008

draper

A term commonly used in describing a group (i.e. of family members, a clan, a town, friends, etch.) of avid child rapers.

Them? Oh, they're all drapers. I'd stay away.

by Johnny Sanzabar November 16, 2006

hand blow dryer

a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.

When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.

by Kt K March 21, 2007