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sheboygan hair dryer

Injuring your neck after after blow drying your hair after it becomes soaked in pickle juice the pickle jar explodes during the Sheboygan schmekle.
Ryan had a Sheboygan hair dryer after after unsuccessfully attempting the Sheboygan schmekle.
by Fortune3002 January 3, 2015
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Elephant in a Dryer

A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.

The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.
Hey you!

(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!

Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"
by ShartyPants July 3, 2015
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Iron Ceiling Dryer

Did you see that Iron Ceiling Dryer.... it’s off the hook.
by Waynesville November 2, 2020
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Blanket out of the dryer

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.
Friend 1: Howd it go last night?

Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer
by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021
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California Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)
Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!
by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024
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Liberian Tumble Dryer

When you force feed your gf and then shove a butt plug up her anus for 4 days. Then take it out and keep her anus separated with your two index and middle finger. Finally shove your tongue in there and suck the shit out then give her a big wet slobbery kiss. The kiss should be performed in such a way that your tongues rotate in opposite directions like a tumble dryer
Ay bro why is your breath stinky cos’ I just gave my girl a Liberian Tumble Dryer
by GeorgeWashingMachine1789 April 28, 2024
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Byron Center Blow Dryer

It is the act of cumming on a man or woman’s face, and burping on it until it’s dry, then throwing up into their dirt star and having them poop out your vomit and their feces onto your back
Yo, did you hear that lake edward marsh gave Adam Clark a Byron Center Blow Dryer, no way they do that freak shit
by Skatplay May 8, 2024
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