Office Depot

Is For Assholes

If you shop at Office Depot, you will get bummed in the asshole.

by RamboLurch November 12, 2009

Department of Defense

One of the few parts of the U.S. government that doesn't suck. Unlike most other branches and services in the government, the Department of Defense doesn't bitch about politics and instead concentrates on kicking ass. We owe to them the awesomeness that is the Army and Marine Corps.

The Department of Defense is the most kickass branch of the government.

by DOD = Kickass June 1, 2006

Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

The Depot

A public place where stoners hang out. You can meet up with other people looking to blaze. The Depot is located near food stores in case one happens to get the munchies. Named for the Concord Depot.

You can't spell 'The Depot' without 'pot'.

All of the stoners were hanging out at The Depot.

"Hey dude, wanna go to The Depot and blaze?"

by JockoAccidente August 17, 2006

inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.

i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!

by freedav05 January 9, 2007

depot

A place of parties, merriment, and general frivolity. Drinks are freely given away, and parties are often funded by grants.

Friend #1: Geez, I can't believe this tomar shit. Two bucks for a drink. I better get hella drunk at the depot first.

Friend #2: Well be careful, because I don't want to have to call the paramedics again.

by C to the Heezee December 17, 2008

orange county(nc)sherrifs department

a bunch of unfit overweight corrupt racist idiot pigs

if you have to get away on foot from the orange county(nc)sherrifs department you've got it made.The fat sherrif deputies will give out after a few feet of chasing you.Guess they all wanna be fat like thier fat leader Lindy.

by nigga on da trigga January 2, 2008