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curb crawling

Generally, to drive slowly in a vehicle.
The band Marillion wrote in the song Blind Curve of album Misplaced Childhood:

I see convoys curb crawling west german autobahns
Trying to pick up a war
They're going to even the score
by ALAVOIE January 22, 2008
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Night Crawling

When you turn off the lights before you go to bed and aimlessly stumble toward your bed.
"The other day I was night crawling when I hit my toe and broke it!"
by Charlie Day01 January 30, 2017
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crawling dirt

Insect pests, like roaches, flies, mosquitoes, silverfish, etc.
I don't like to use insecticides. How can I get rid of this crawling dirt around the bathtub?
by pentozali October 21, 2009
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Crowning the Jester

When one man shits on another man's head while the guy getting shit on is jerking off.
Joe's favorite form of sex is "Crowning the Jester".
by Big bauld broken back. July 30, 2009
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Triple Crowning

When a person induces any narcotic drug in the form of 2 uppers, and 1 downer. For example cocaine, xanax, and ecstacy all induced within 30 minutes.

Uppers: Ecstacy, Cocaine, Speed, Adderal, ect.
Downers: Xanax, Oxycodone, Promethazine, Triazolam
"Dude!! I've been triple crowning since saturday and im still up."
by AREYOUHIGH?! September 19, 2009
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Crowning

The act of totally over-reacting to an otherwise harmless situation, instantly assigning blame and accusing innocent others with absolutely no information to back up your claim. Verbally abusing others in response to some small, unexpected, insignificant event that has nothing to do with you personally; A grown-ass man having a reaction to a minor incident comparable to that of a woman giving birth.
George whined for hours and began crowning because she was running late, when they weren't going anywhere anyway.

Ryan crowned when he only found one of a matching pair of socks.

He was crowning because he left his glasses at home and automatically assumed someone broke into his locked and alarmed car and stole said sunglasses.
by CraigyToThaLeroy September 2, 2016
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crowning moment

Wow, that was a crowning moment!
by Lizardo Moonboner October 10, 2017
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