crappydoodles

a funnier way of saying an explicit term when you are pissed

"My phone broke when it fell down the stairs, oh crappydoodles!!"

by Parker July 12, 2004

Crappy Poetry

Crappy Poetry can take on many forms; it is a morphologic organism that evolves alarmingly quick. The art form itself is widely debated and misunderstood; however, it is largely accepted that Crappy Poetry is either a satirical poem making fun of poems or just a poem that is written very poorly.

The leading authority on Crappy Poetry is The Crappy Poets Society. The majority of members have the opinion that poems which rhyme and make sense are less crappy then poems which do not rhyme and are random in nature.

Crappy Poetry is designed to be humorous and the authors goal is to make their audience laugh.

Joe: Here is my submission to the crappy poetry contest:

'That’s What She Said' by Joe W.
I want to ride,
But it’s so long.
My needs can’t wait.
I hate it in the back.
It hurts so bad; I want to scream!
It drives me wild.
I’m going to suck it up.
I don’t know how much longer I can last though…
I’m going to burst!
I’m so excited, but I know the ride won’t last long.
Ew, it’s all wet and it kind of smells.
How many people have ridden it before?
These are the thoughts I think as I wait in line.

Audience Member: wow, joe, that was some crappy poetry.

by The Crappy Poets Society April 25, 2011

cropping

Obviously cropping someone out of a photo with a arm around you or equally important in the picture.

Bossanova: Hey that girl bianca has mad cropped pictures on face book she must be a skeeze
Johny Hammersticks: shes a cropping whore man. wats new

by Bossanova Bill November 18, 2009

choppy

1. relates to small cutish females with tiny bottoms and big tits (define tits, 2. slang term relating to affectionate manner referring to ones spouse.

C'mon choppy, what are you doing?
Don't go near that choppy over there, she's mine.

by tony March 4, 2004

Crappy Ending

Crappy Ending (n): When a 45-minute massage ends with a police investigation.

Todd, it's me. Yes, I'm in jail again. Yes, another Crappy Ending.

by Juice420 July 7, 2010

crappy ass

When you get off the toilet after taking a shit, and don't wipe your ass.

Wipe your crappy ass bitch.

by Brandy March 25, 2004

crappy ending

The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.

Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.

Eric: Why, happy ending?

Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.

Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...

by the comand'r October 27, 2014