Crept

verb.

1. The act of being afraid from a close shot from your opponent in a recreational sports game.

2. On the edge of your seat just before a monumental event happens.

Holy Shit!!! I almost fucking made that shot. Dude you totally crept on that shit.

by hedup34 June 9, 2009

crepe

a stupid and triggered person who keeps throwing bad insults at you

Go away you weird crepe!

by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018

crepe rape

1. Rape using a crepe.
2. French rape.
3. Rape in a "fancy" way.

1."If you don't shut up right now I will shove this crepe up your ass!"

"Crepe rape!"

2. The frenchman proceded to pounce on his victim as the young boy cried out in dismay, "Crepe rape!".

3. As he spread caviar across my body, all I could mutter through my silk gag was "Crepe rape...!"

by Argonak October 16, 2008

crepitate

To make a binderfender. To flap your cheeks.

Lord Windemere and Paul Boomer once had a famous crepitation contest.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

cock crepe

When a female grabs a males ballsack and proceeds to wrap it around the shaft of the penis creating a very thin layer of skin and covering it with her favorite syrup.

Sara gave Paul a Cock Crepe over the weekend, its her favorite evening dish. I heard she used hot maple syrup.

by Elite Sambo July 2, 2008

Prison Crêpe

A light skinned inmate with a cream filled butthole, who is instructed to let it sit

Prison Guard 1: Hey what was the disturbance on the 2nd floor?

Prison Guard 2: Jamaal was in the process of making Craig a prison crêpe.

by Jack Seabass November 15, 2020

creps

A word used by chavs to refer to trainers they think are stylish. Ironically, any trainers you see being referred to as creps are most likely hideously uncool because it means that chavs like them.

"blud just bought a some of fresh Adidas creps"

"Fuck off, chav scum"

by iamthedog March 8, 2012