cockduster

a feeble attempt at a moustache, usually by the pubescent, which would perhaps be more apt at lightly tickling the penis in a homosexual act rather than acting as a moustache

"have you seen the cockduster that newspaper boy has been sporting recently?"

by chris wal January 11, 2008

Dane Cook

I accidentally saw this person on TV. He was telling how he used to be ugly but now is handsome with women falling all over him. He also told other "jokes."

Since I have not seen him on TV in many months, I suddenly missed his brand of absolutely no talent. Today I decided to write a short poem about the "comedian" known as Dane Cook.

I once saw Dane Cook on TV
Irritating the heck out of me
I watched in a trance
As he made faces and pranced
And asked myself, "What morons are paying good money to watch this crap?"

The end

by Norman R Fern November 5, 2012

Cookah

a females vagina bone.

J-wowww: You ever get kicked in the cookah?
Snooki: I did, and i was like AH MY COOKAH!

by FlowBla September 27, 2010

good cook

A synonym for drug dealer. Often used in texts and slang talk.

" Ronald is a real good cook!"

by Walrus guy February 6, 2017

let him cook

let the man do his thing, let him glow up, let him get there. gotta give him time to become the man he needs to be.

“he’s really ugly”

“just let him cook”

by its_mc_squared February 8, 2023

dane cook sucks

dane cook a joke of a comedian is terrible and i like gonorrhea more than dane cook

dane cook sucks,
wana hear a joke? dane cook

by abrocar February 10, 2009

cooder

a varaint spelling of cooter

aka Pussy

by unter-housen March 18, 2003