CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

conduit

A conduit is the connection between anything. i.e. electrical wire, a messenger or even the mail man. Anything that connects you to someone or something else.

"Yo man, I gotta get this cash back to my drug dealer. Which one of my bitches should be the conduit and run it back for me?"
 
Electronics teacher:'Now students the red wire in this circuit will be the conduit to the light bulb.'

by Matt[O] September 24, 2005

air conditioning

1. Cold air blowing out of the vents.

2. Not sweating while just sitting in the car.

2. Not hotter than it is outside in Arizona!

Sam's car has NO air conditioning

by amanda sue August 23, 2006

air-conditioning

1. A gang/mafia term, regarding a shooting hit or assassination in which a bullet leaves or should leave an exit wound large enough for air to pass through. The act of air traveling through such a wound.

Also, a cover name for various hire-to-kill gang/mafia business fronts.

"Did we see Johnny lately? Let's just say he got some Air-conditioning put in..."

OR

"Oh yeah, I put in Bob's Air-conditioning alright."

OR

"I work in the Air-conditioning business."

by The 5n1tch September 7, 2011

clASSical conditioning

The conundrum that occurs when you get used to hooking up to a certain song, and then that song comes on the radio in the middle of the day, and you get a boner.

Danny: you ever heard a song that youve hooked up to, but youre not with a chick, but you get hard anyways?? That's like classical conditioning for your dick!!

Brian: What up Pavlov!!

by das jew March 27, 2011

concited

misspelled word for conceited. for those who can't spell.

'I'm so concited and i have a reason'

by Tasha June 18, 2006

cundit

A portmanteau of "cunt" and "pundit," used to describe, specifically, a right-wing, conservatitve pundit.

Goddamn, Tucker Carlson is such a fucking cundit.

by Moore-McCormick September 7, 2006