Choking the Goat

To masturbate, to beat the meat, to jack off.

Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?

Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.

by NaderI May 5, 2011

choking you

forcing somebody to do a work with no money or much lower payroll .

I'm choking you because you are my prisoner .

by behzad.naseri January 22, 2011

Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011

Charinga

A cooler way to say the word kite.

Hey Gregory, would you like to come with me and Pinkerton to fly some Charingas?

by BXPaPaShango June 24, 2008

Choking the Chicken

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

by Jack July 6, 2003

Choking

its were you eat a slug and it hates you so you make these stupid sounds and die. BOOM

Mum im choking on food again help me

by Llaayyllaa June 17, 2019

Choking the Chicken

gettin your jerk on

by punkass September 10, 2003