1. Licking ass.
2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.
3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.
2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.
3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.
1. You wanna play the cello before or after the rusty trumpet, slut?
2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!
3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.
2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!
3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003
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by nayr onibmag September 29, 2013
Get the blue cello mug.Rat bastards who sell cellular devices, labeled as the hitlers of today, young men who are so intent on making money they give people deals that would make michael jackson scream. these people are sexy mother fuckers whos souls are blackened with dealing with greesy donkeys who want everything for free. it is said that the first child of a cellcom associate will be reincarnated as the true child of satan and will one day reak havoc on the world, this has of yet to happen.
that rat bastard must be a cellcommer! he j-poked my sister and never called her again.
last night was magical until the jerk gave me the old salty pirate! what does he think he's a cellcommer!
last night was magical until the jerk gave me the old salty pirate! what does he think he's a cellcommer!
by billybobcellcom November 11, 2007
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Nothing special, really. Their guitar player Chris Petersen rips off many people. For example, he uses a Dragonforce vocal melody as a guitar melody on the song Forever Unbound (the intro to Forever Unbound is ripped from the Dragonforce song Valley of the Damned).
Chris also runs many effects through his amp to hide his sloppyness.
Their bassist is turned down really low to hide the fact that he can't play galloping triplet-based rhythms. That, and he also plays a 4-string bass and doesn't do any technical playing. I know bassists typically don't do anything technical, but he doesn't add licks or chops to any rhythms. Power Metal is about technical playing and the energy that comes with it, not dopey repetitiveness.
Their drummer has too many generic beats, thereby making the songs boring.
Their only redeeming factor is Bill Hudson, thereby making them somewhat decent. Notice how I lessened the effect of the word 'decent' by putting 'somewhat' in front of it.
Nothing special, really. Their guitar player Chris Petersen rips off many people. For example, he uses a Dragonforce vocal melody as a guitar melody on the song Forever Unbound (the intro to Forever Unbound is ripped from the Dragonforce song Valley of the Damned).
Chris also runs many effects through his amp to hide his sloppyness.
Their bassist is turned down really low to hide the fact that he can't play galloping triplet-based rhythms. That, and he also plays a 4-string bass and doesn't do any technical playing. I know bassists typically don't do anything technical, but he doesn't add licks or chops to any rhythms. Power Metal is about technical playing and the energy that comes with it, not dopey repetitiveness.
Their drummer has too many generic beats, thereby making the songs boring.
Their only redeeming factor is Bill Hudson, thereby making them somewhat decent. Notice how I lessened the effect of the word 'decent' by putting 'somewhat' in front of it.
I saw Cellador live a few times.... the first time I was impressed, because I hadn't ever listend to power metal. Now that I know my shit from my oatmeal, I can safely say that these guys are only acclaimed and known because they were in the right place at the right time.
by Disappointed Listener September 14, 2008
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