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Carrot Peelers

where 2 vaginas rub a dick that has a boner and is vertical. The 2 girls rub their vagina each side of the dick.
Man 1: wanna carrot peelers
Woman 1 and 2: sure
by miss my niwwa911 March 17, 2019
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Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
No shit it’s just Carrot River.”
by Bigjib February 6, 2020
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carrotshank

A shank (prison weapon) made from sharpening a raw carrot
Homeboy 1: Yo nigga, you hear what happened to Jizzy?
Homeboy 2: No, what happened?
HB 1: He was hanging around the prison garden and some latino motherfucker came up and carrotshanked the nigga.
HB 2: shit, man. Thats cold.
by theclownspocket January 30, 2008
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Carrot Milk

A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.
Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.

Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?

Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.

Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.

Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!

Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.

Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.

Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
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Carrot Fingers

A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.
A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.
by van Ryswyk theorum December 31, 2011
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Carrotmob

A social-media driven reverse boycott in which people reward socially responsible businesses with their patronage in a one-day spending blitz.
A recent Carrotmob "buycott" drew 400 people to the hotel. This will be Vancouver's second mobbing; the first in 2010 raised $1,800 for a coffee shop to install energy efficient lighting.
by Mr Durden June 28, 2012
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Carrot Face

A very annoyed Scotsman, A derived meaning from Salty
That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,

Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.
by tchazinator September 6, 2015
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