Crunkled

Something that is so badly wrinkled that it is beyond crinkled, creased or crumpled that it's a combination of all three

That blouse is so crunkled an iron can't even make it straight

by CrawfordMurphyMagic March 20, 2022

Crunkle

To sound like a windex bottle, spraying, when you laugh.

Joe sounded like a wonderful bottle when he laughed, he crunkled

by Flex_Luther July 7, 2022

Garfunkle

(verb) To trick, mislead, conceive, fool, or confuse an individual

“I just garfunkled the shit out of meatball!”

by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022

curfuncled

To get shit on in a videogame

Get curfuncled on bozo

by Penis renis August 22, 2022

Crunkle

A strange or obscure sound that creates a crackling and crunchy noise like the sound of my Kia Soul being crushed by a tractor.

I heard a crunkle in the woods.

by /v/-tan September 24, 2022

cerfunkeled

being extremely confused.

I started to get cerfunkeled as I kept listening to my brothers excuse

by Jawzie12 February 7, 2023

Garfunkle

Means pretty much anything and everything.

Person 1: "GET GARFUNKLED IDIOT!"
Person 2: "Go Garfunkel Yourself!"
Person 1: "Garfunkle you!"

by A dude who eats Mac and cheese January 23, 2024