crunkled

So crazy drunk that you've become crippled.

Dude, I was so crunkled last night that I couldn't get off the couch to go out.

crunkled by Casper64 October 14, 2006

crunkled

crumbled, crinkled

I stepped on the paper and it crunkled.

crunkled by Carl Anderson November 13, 2003

crunkled

combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.

My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.

crunkled by boobaliboo July 5, 2010

Crunkled

Something that is so badly wrinkled that it is beyond crinkled, creased or crumpled that it's a combination of all three

That blouse is so crunkled an iron can't even make it straight

Crunkled by CrawfordMurphyMagic March 20, 2022

Crunkleberry Tree 

The word a symbol of the infinite quantity of Crunkeberries that life has to offer mostly used to imply that one has consumed a large of Crunkleberries.

"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"

"Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the Crunkleberry Tree" "I totally passed out under the Crunkleberry Tree"

Crunkleberry Tree by MojoNojo February 17, 2009

Crunkleberries 

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".

"I'm gonna go eat some Crunkleberries", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"

Crunkleberries by MojoNojo August 15, 2008

Double Crunked 

When you are extremely drunk and super high at the same time

Im getting Double Crunked tonight fo sho!

Double Crunked by Character-Zero April 16, 2005