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I stepped on the paper and it crunkled.
crunkled by Carl Anderson November 13, 2003
combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.
My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.
crunkled by boobaliboo July 5, 2010
Something that is so badly wrinkled that it is beyond crinkled, creased or crumpled that it's a combination of all three
That blouse is so crunkled an iron can't even make it straight
Crunkled by CrawfordMurphyMagic March 20, 2022

Crunkleberry Tree 

The word a symbol of the infinite quantity of Crunkeberries that life has to offer mostly used to imply that one has consumed a large of Crunkleberries.

"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"
"Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the Crunkleberry Tree" "I totally passed out under the Crunkleberry Tree"
Crunkleberry Tree by MojoNojo February 17, 2009

Crunkleberries 

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".
"I'm gonna go eat some Crunkleberries", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"
Crunkleberries by MojoNojo August 15, 2008

Double Crunked 

When you are extremely drunk and super high at the same time
Im getting Double Crunked tonight fo sho!
Double Crunked by Character-Zero April 16, 2005
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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