crunkled

So crazy drunk that you've become crippled.

Dude, I was so crunkled last night that I couldn't get off the couch to go out.

by Casper64 October 14, 2006

I stepped on the paper and it crunkled.

by Carl Anderson November 14, 2003

combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.

My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.

by boobaliboo July 1, 2010

crunkle

I got so crunk last night with my uncle. I was definitely crunkle.

by lcrisp April 17, 2010

a criminal who lurks in Marshals and sings the crunkle song.

oh no! there’s crunkles coming for us!

by vinnysboyfriend May 29, 2023

A crunk uncle, usually both at the same time but not always

Lil' Jon is a Crunkle because he is crunk and a uncle

by 1Hunter1 May 1, 2007

Like a crinkle except in a deeper pitch.

by Steve Odermak March 20, 2009