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cardtard

A cardtard is a person who lacks ability, experience or etiquette related to playing card games. The term is relatively inclusive, covering those people that have physical, emotional, or intellectual difficulties.
'Cardtardness' includes difficultly shuffling card decks, dealing cards, the inability to properly arrange cards by suit, arrange cards by rank or fan cards within a hand.

Additional examples include lacking recall and knowledge of card playing rules, not following suite, when required, playing out of turn, table talk, taking excessive amounts of time to make decisions and spilling soda on the playing surface (also known as a 'Karen').
by T. Henderson December 31, 2008
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Carfing

Surfing the net for cars. Buying,selling,blogging,searching cars online.
He spent hours carfing online before finding his dream car.
by SleepyRyan January 23, 2011
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Carlt

To carlt is to beat or defeat someone. Carlt is a noun. However, as a verb it would be carlting. It has been known to primarily be used by Millennials and by Generation Z (gen Z’ers)
He was carlting everyone at soccer.
I definitely carlted you yesterday.
by Okoklok May 26, 2020
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Carlton dance

Carlton's dance from The Fresh Price og Bel-Air.
Carlton dance
Nobody got moves like carlton
by bamboali June 8, 2012
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ritz carlton

Dude, this place is sick, the best hotels in the world, and the nicest. The best ones are the ones in Palm Beach, Florida and the one in Pasadena, Cali which is not a ritz anymore but still looks da same. Its DOPE LAKERS, TRIVIUM, PIXIE ACIA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dribble Rock lIke wade and bounce like shaq. like an ounce of raw, fuck, feedin my son is a must. I make you want to pull yo lip over yoself and just swallow yoself- DIZ HOTEL IS OFF DA CHAIn, ITS DA RITZ Carlton BIATCH
JUELZ/THEGAME
DIPSET/BWS
by Tommy Smoove February 14, 2008
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The Caretaker

The fit man with a funny hand from scary movie 2.
"Hi, Im Hanson, Im the caretaker. And whats ure name sweetchild??"
by Sweetchild August 16, 2005
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Carf

When you cough so much that you barf.
She was coughing so much after she smoked that she carfed!
by ericalynneykins November 15, 2006
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