gallagher to the balls

1. A term used to describe a situation in which another has done something malicious to you
2. When the term 'breaking my balls' just doesn't suffice

Referring to the 1980's comedian who became well known for smashing watermelons with a large mallet on stage.

See gallagher

John : Hows the divorce goin'?
Matt : She got the house and my car. Just a gallagher to the balls.

Priest : DI me bro
Paly: I'm out of reagents
Priest : Gallagherin' my balls

by Riggzzz December 2, 2009

Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic

1. The signature sketch of prop comic Gallagher, in which he smashes miscellaneous items with a large mallet not an actual sledgehammer. Apparently, a sledgehammer is too heterosexual. 2. A potent strain of methamphetamine, named after the above prop comic. Originating from around Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Taken orally, intravenously, anally, vaginally, nasally and smoked. The original lab was raided at the dawn of 2010, but is back in operation.

1. douche bag: I brought the clear plastic tarp for Gallagher's show. Hope he brings the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic. Hee hee hee.

2. hazletard: I need a quarter hit of some Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic, bad. So I can suck truck driver cock for enough cash for a full hit, no homo.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

calageri

An angry midget with a temper. Should be kept away from small children. Can usually be found in areas inhabitated by jeeps. Has been known to suffer from napoleon disease, henceforth known as Nicapoleon Syndrome.

Man Calageri sure looks gay standing next to that worthless jeep. And he's so short, what a homo.

by snuffythewonderhorse April 12, 2005

michael gallagher

a sweet boy with a kind heart and pretty eyes.

last night I went on a date with a Michael gallagher. He didn't even try to do anal!

by bagelsovRbitches March 31, 2015

bgd "bill gallagher disease"

bill gallagher disease.
a severe handicap, usually occuring at birth where the child is born severly retarded. people with bgd also cannot breathe through their nasal passages, suffer from inflated self esteem, extreme paranoia and usually have lazy eyes.
people with bgd can be somewhat contagious, if exposed to for long durations.
please consult your physician if you fear you have bgd and abstain from all forms of alcohol, comic books, magic cards and bad pop punk.

people suffering from bgd will utter such nonsensical things as:

"Remember that time you called me Chirs Gristle? well BURN FOR IT!"

"anyway....the old band is back...were not third world riot anymore.im not going to type the new name because you know how the press is.They'll never leave us alone.Paparazzi.
New drummer is a really awesome guy..just wants to play.ANd he can proabably kick all of our asses....with little effort.Mike Czech...at least thats what his hat says"

by jennyk March 21, 2005

Dirty Gallagher

When a girl is menstrating and a person fingers her and wipes the bloody fingers above her upper lip, which makes a red moustache, like that of an irish man.

something smells like fish. My boyfriend must've given me a Dirty Gallagher

by JackenIt May 21, 2011

O’Callaghan

O’Callaghan’s are often seen as shifty people but once you know them they tend to be good loyal people. The biggest Irish gypsies you can meet. Often seen with a cross around their neck and a lot of cologne, hence the reputation they smell good.

“That O’Callaghan stole my juul”
“Yeah but he gave it to the crippled kid”

by George .Antinov July 21, 2019